It's Saturday. It's snowing. There's a blizzard warning. My house is a disaster. Blah blah blah.
But I do have one useless piece of information for you to treasure today. A little secret that's only between my treadmill and I...and now you.
You see, when I get on our treadmill, the evil piece of machinery wants to know how much I weigh...for calorie-burning-purposes. Now generally, I like to subtract 5 pounds whenever mentioning an actual weight (just ask my drivers license) but not on the treadmill. On the treadmill, I add 70 pounds.
Yep. SEVENTY.
Know why adding seventy pounds makes me feel better?
It's simple really.
This way, it looks like I'm burning more calories when I'm running. :)
I don't even care that I'm not burning the number I see...all I care is that those little calorie counter numbers click by FAST. Makes me feel better.
It's the little pretend bubble I live in. Welcome to it.